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Bill Linnane: The upside of recoiling from human touch is I never get lice

The head lice are coming, the head lice are coming! This is the cry across the land, for a note has been sent home from school. By the time we find said note from the frontlines, stuffed at the bottom of a schoolbag, the situation has gone from an outbreak, to an epidemic, to a pandemic. All is lost, we wail!


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