Cheer up – Bake Off is just days away! We rate this year’s batch of contestants, from the pet therapist to the veg grower and … the Terminator?The 14th series of The Great British Bake Off is now only days away. And for a show that prides itself on consistency, a few things have changed this year. Alison Hammond is now a presenter, and hopefully the show won’t cause as much of an international racism furore as it did last year.There are also 12 brand new contestants. And, as is tradition, I have parsed their bios and contestant Q As to determine who will win and who will lose. So here is the new clutch of bakers, ranked in reverse order of impressiveness. Continue reading...
Thursday 21 September 2023
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The 2023 Great British Bake Off contestants – ranked!
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